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*I Hate Your Kids*
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*I Have Neither The Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You*
*I Have Never Faked a Sarcasm*
*I Might Be Wrong But I Doubt it*
*I Regret Nothing*
*I Run On Coffee and Sarcasm*
*I Speak Fluent Sarcasm*
*I Was Going To Give You a Nasty Look, But You Already Have One*
*I Wish A Karen Would*
*If Only Common Sense Was More Common*
*If You're Offended By the Things I Say Imagine What I Hold Back*
*I'm Allergic To Stupidity. I Break Out In Sarcasm*
*I'm A Mechanic*
from $16
*You Can't Tell Me What to Do, You're Not My Grandbaby*
from $17
*Remain Humble But Still Let These Bitches Know*
*Relax, We're All Crazy It's Not a Competition*
*Relax and Accept the Crazy*
*Patience Meter on Empty*
*Parenting Style*
*May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does*
*Marriage; An Endless Sleepover With Your Favorite Weirdo*
*Love Yourself As Much As You Love Coffee*
*Life Update: Still A Mess*
*I am Just An Awkward Foul Mouthed Sarcastic Delight*